vecinii...

February 28, 2011  •  Leave a Comment
Dupa ce am inceput lucrarile la louinta au aparut vecinii sa ne salute...:-)
Avem 3 vecini unul Tailorman, un batranel cam pe la 70 de ani care colexteaza in mod extrem cutii din carton, cica pensia nu-i ajunge si are nevoie de bani... dar el le tine in casa si din pacate si in curtea comuna unde arata super naspa in centrul Clujului... el a primit porecla de Boxman :-)... si o vecina tot batranica care are impresia ca vor s-o omoare niste evrei care au un centru undeva langa Somes :)
Primul care ne-a facut o vizita era Boxman si ne-a felicitat ca ne-am mutat aici si se bucura mult... apoi a sosit si batranica si ne-a povestit marea problema a vietii sale...
Na acuma sa fiti atenti :-)
Cu ani in urma a facut prajitura cu zahar vaniliat si i sa facat rau "era sa ma sufoc" cum zicea ea, dar nu a dat mare importanta pana cand peste cativa ani iar a facut prajitura cu acelasi zahar vanilat si iar i sa facut rau... atunci s-a dus sa-i faca analize, dar medicii au refuzat-o (?), apoi ea sa dus la securitate!(?) unde au cerut sa duca zaharul vanilat sa faca analize, pana ce securitatea a descoperit ca in zaharul vanilat era nicotina radiata!!!! (???) :-)))) sau dus la fabrica de tutun unde au si gasit niste fiole de uraniu! (?) aici nu se sfarseste povestea... cineva a spart peretele ca sa gaseasca teava de apa ca s-o otreveasca be batrinica. Ea este convinsa ca cei care vor sa o omoare sunt rudele fostului sot... si ne-a avertizat ca sa nu ne miram daca ne cauta si pe noi sa ne foloseasca in planul lor... :-) apoi s-a intors acasa, dar inainte ne-a spus ca trebuie sa stim acest fapt daca tot ne-am mutat aici...
A doua zi, a venit Boxman si ne-a povestit ca Tailorman e un betivan care i-a spart geamul si sa avem grija cu el, peste cateva zile Tailorman ne-a ajutat cu niste idei cum sa amenajam locuinta si intre timp a zis ca Boxman pana in urma cu 15 ani a baut numai spirt sanitar, dar de atunci s-a intors spre religie si nu mai bea... aduna cartoane...
Sper sa putem "evada" in timp de aici sa nu cumva sa patim ceva irreversibil psihic :-)))))))))

Din motive etice nu postez poze dar ar merita :-)

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